A UK-based law firm, Pannone, has reported in a press release that getting a boob job is one of the top telltale signs of a cheating spouse. According to the statement, “the most quoted features of British divorce… rise in the number of complaints about spouses having nose, lip and breast enhancement.” Breast enhancements they claim have replaced the ‘working late’ excuse for infidelity.

Pannone’s partner, Andrew Newbury was quick to warn that “It’s important for couples to realise, however, that they represent how society and tastes are changing… doesn’t automatically mean they’re having an extra-marital fling.”